Carefree Lifestyle Fan Gifts

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Punk Reindeer

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Whatever!

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"They grow up so slow."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Crusty Bread

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Al, you're oblivious to life's bigger picture. And loving it!

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Summer Road Work

Landmark selfie

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Rich Cow: 'Kalista Flockheart'

Keith Richards

Retirement

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

rich woman on horseback

Cat's busy calendar

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.