Carefree Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Whatever!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

Cyclist

"This is where I come to unwind."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"They grow up so slow."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."