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"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"We need to walk."

Whatever!

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"You're too sedentary."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"This is where I come to unwind."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Cyclist

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"They grow up so slow."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."