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Bearded Man

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Born to be Mild.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Whatever!

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'New money or old money?'

'No sweat shop'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"They grow up so slow."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

Sleeping Chair.

'We were mud wrestling.'

'His Dad was a couch potato.'