Lifestyle Change Advocate Gifts

'I hear you quit your modeling career.' 'Yes --I got tired of life in the Slim-Fast lane.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You won’t need refills."

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Work Out.

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'