Modern Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

Hazard of texting

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Fur Baby

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"You are still here."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

The Eternal Question

Goodnight Social Media.

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."