Healthy Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

Work Out.

English men to have 42 inch waists by 2032. 'This machine is unsuitable for males born after 2021...'

'You know, we really should be taking vitamin supplements.'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'He's doing resistance training.'

Cows exercising: 'Cattlesthenics'.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'We've done it! We've extended the life of Twinkies. If only we could do that for humans.'

"Excuse me, doc, but I need a second opinion from my wearable technology."

"Who's been eating too many sweeties and cakes then?"

There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.

"We may not need our cardio exercise today. I've already reached my target heart rate!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

'We're serious runners.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

A Modern Poisoned Apple

Hard Work Never Killed Anybody - But why take the risk??

"Imagine bread is a lot like the sun...It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist."

Cyclist

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'You're trying too hard to compete with the supermarket.'

Beginner Level Escalators

Fat cat running on treadmill.

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

''Salt of the earth' - and you know how bad salt is for you.'

'Why is your carpark out of town?'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'No. I don't know how many calories it has.'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'