Laid-back Legend Pillows

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"What are we doing today?"

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

Two youths