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"Whenever they low, I get high."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"What are we doing today?"

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

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"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"Love them rays, Chief."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Sloth!"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'That's okay. These are my key people.'

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"