Laid-back Legends Mugs

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"What are we doing today?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Love them rays, Chief."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

Randy, if you could be any superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"