Laid-back Guru Gifts

'I wish for once you'd drop your old male reserve.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"What are we doing today?"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Sloth!"

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Love them rays, Chief."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'

"The fundamental problem with this company is that it has too much of a laid back attitude."