Relaxed Executive T-Shirts

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Big desks take time.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'It's lonely at the top.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

"This is the software for my head."

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Lunch.

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

The buck stops here