Relaxed Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'This is Colorado where 'buy low, sell high' relates to consumption of pot...'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"He usually works from home."

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

'It can't be worth much.'