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"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

'Seven companies in three years.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

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'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"I wasn't always a big success in business. In fact, I'm still not."

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'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

"We've come a long way from our humble beginnings."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

'I should've known it sounded too good to be true!'

"As soon as we attain Nirvana, we can start selling franchises!"

"I'm pretty well stocked, but you can leave me your card if you like."

Angel talking to broker

"This tastes the same...why the different price?"

'So our dot-com business failed! We can next form another dot-com business to liquidate our old dot-com stuff.'