Relaxed Worker T-Shirts

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

'Personnel' 'In tray'

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"He usually works from home."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Business Vacation.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Foot Massage

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"She's in her happy place again."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'