Relaxed Repairmen T-Shirts

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"You are still here."

Enlightened Cursing

Pompeii restoration project.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Business Vacation.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Remote control car breakdown.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Dun spellchecking.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"She's in her happy place again."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

Success Without Effort

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Master Plumber

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'