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DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Business Vacation.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Boy walking with headphones in shape of musical note.

Wearing bras in 2020.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"She's in her happy place again."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"What are we doing today?"

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

Lunch.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."