Relaxed Ranger T-Shirts

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Wearing bras in 2020.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Louse and garden...

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Dun spellchecking.

Spring Training

"She's in her happy place again."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

Mr. Clean Enough

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"This is the software for my head."

Success Without Effort

Lunch.

'Saturdays in paradise.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."