Relaxed Cleaner T-Shirts

Mr. Clean Enough

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"What are we doing today?"

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"This is the software for my head."

Success Without Effort

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Lunch.