Relaxed Cleaner Gifts

Mr. Clean Enough

'My spring cleaning got spring fever.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Yoga classes door.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"What are we doing today?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

"This is the software for my head."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"This one he can do"