Relaxed Worker Gifts

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

'Personnel' 'In tray'

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"He usually works from home."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Business Vacation.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Foot Massage

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"She's in her happy place again."

Martha Stewart at Home.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Mr. Clean Enough