Relaxed Professional Gifts

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"I'm fully invested and never mind what I'm wearing."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"I've got your proposal - here - somewhere."

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"She's in her happy place again."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"This is the software for my head."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Lunch.

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

"He usually works from home."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."