Relaxed Advisor Gifts

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Just go with the workflow."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Hammock resting on books.

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."