Relaxed Advisor T-Shirts

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.