Laid-back Professionals Gifts

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Sloth!"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Whenever they low, I get high."