Peaceful Professional Gifts

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Butterfly Woman

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Militant Pacifists

Enlightened Cursing

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'It's a silent protest.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Zoo dentist.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"