Peaceful Persona Gifts

"I'm afraid its hippyitis."

Yoga classes door.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Militant Pacifists

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'It's a silent protest.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Calm in the Face of Chaos

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

Spirituality.

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

The Zen of Regulation

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Library of War and Peace

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"Whose idea was it to pillage a zen garden?"

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

If you want peace, prepare for war.

OM, SWEET OM