Peaceful Persona Pillows

"I'm afraid its hippyitis."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Militant Pacifists

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'It's a silent protest.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

Pastor Joe never works blue: 'I avoid the sex and violence of the Old Testament.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

The Zen of Regulation

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

Library of War and Peace

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

Hippy fighting off medicine.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

If you want peace, prepare for war.

OM, SWEET OM