Peaceful Warrior Gifts

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

"Oh, it always starts politely."

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"Whose idea was it to pillage a zen garden?"

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Militant Pacifists

Tai Chi

Baby Doves in a Soldier's Abandoned Helmet

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

"Did you know that arguing destroys your soul, blackens the heart, robs you of your humanity? It's like totally bad news for your holistic aura."

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

A world full of noise!

Farmhouse wars

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"No. . . attaining nirvana does not mean capturing, conquering or annexing it!"

Stop War

Turned the other cheek

"Since Bob's started meditation, he's been able to control his foul temps a lot better..."

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

If you want peace, prepare for war.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Anti-war libra.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Minister Starts at a New Church