Inner Peace Warrior Gifts

Anxiety

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Anti-war libra.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

A world divided by the war

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Militant Pacifists

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

Working from OM.

Relax.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)