Inner Peace Enthusiast Gifts

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

Meditation Class - Apply Within

Be Here Now

"I was at my sister's today. They have two pots."

School of Meditation. They put me in an accelerated class --- My mind is already empty!

'Half past zen.'

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

Inner calm.

'Don't worry -- if you fall off, you automatically get reincarnated.'

"Quit eye-balling me in your mind's eye."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Make me one with everything!"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'