Inner Peace Traveler Gifts

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Have you been working out?'

Relax.

"Are you sure this is the happiness guy?"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Working from OM.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'