Inner Peace Traveler Gifts

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Have you been working out?'

Relax.

"Are you sure this is the happiness guy?"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Working from OM.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself