Inner Peace Explorer Gifts

Buddhist holds a sign reading 'The End is Insight.'

Anti-stress Class

'Shut up bitch, I'm trying to find my inner calm.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

Inner Help Wanted - Apply Within

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Man has a storm over his head, which ends up growing a flower on his head.

Yogi back in 5.

Nowhere is just one space away from Now Here.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Valentine for Guru.

Visualize Inner 'Piece'...

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

Meditation Center

Working from OM.

"There's always one."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"I can't find my chi!"

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

Within. Without.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'How much does enlightenment cost?'

'There's a thin line between being enlightened and being in denial.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forget to exchange numbers."

'Before I go can I get you to validate this parking ticket?'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'It's not a JOB, Ma. It's a POSITION.'