Inner Peace Quester Gifts

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I hate it when we fight."

Cactus seats.

Dog in Daisys

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Yoga.

Meditation

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Lounging by the pool

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Showoff"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

UNFADED GLORY

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.