Inner Peace Chaser Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

After years of fruitless searching Joe Golez finally finds himself.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Noise Pollution

Guru.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Make me one with everything!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'