Inner World Traveler Gifts

"Even as we sit here, somewhere out there something is happening."

"You have multiple personalities. You would not be lonely if you got to know them."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Fleeing Kabul

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Have you been working out?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Pisa Hut.