Inner World Traveler Pillows

"Even as we sit here, somewhere out there something is happening."

Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.

"You have multiple personalities. You would not be lonely if you got to know them."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Redecorating Easter Island.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Have you been working out?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."