Inner Journey Traveler Gifts

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Pastorius wonders why.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Have you been working out?'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Relax.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Motorway of the Self

"Oh no! You, again?"

Discomfort zone.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

You will go on a trip.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

The Chicken of the North