Inner Journeyer Gifts

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

My consciousness vs my ego

Pastorius wonders why.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

ET Mishap

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

The Paper Route

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Have you been working out?'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Motorway of the Self

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."