Inner Child Journeyer Gifts

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

Pastorius wonders why.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

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Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

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'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

"It's really dark in there ."

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."