Inner Child Explorer Gifts

"Last week I got in touch with my inner-child...turns out he's a bed wetter!"

How to stop your inner child from playing with matches.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"Ever since he did training on 'getting touch with his inner child' he's been IMPOSSIBLE to work with."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

'This gives getting in touch with my inner child a whole new meaning.'

"Every time I get in touch with my inner child, she raises her hand and asks to go to the girls' room."

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'It helps to bring out the inner child.'

"It's really dark in there ."

"During the lockdown he discovered his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne."

"I told him to get in touch with his inner child and he kicked me in the shin!"

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'I let my inner child out to play, and he held up a convenience store.'

Text message caption: 'M GETIN IN TCH WIV MI INR CHILD.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

'Grandpa, can your inner child come out and play?'

'He took too many days off.'

'Pardon me, Miss - My therapist told me I should let my inner child out to play, so of course I'll be needing a sister...'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'I got in touch with my inner-child and now I can't get into R-rated movies.'

"Thanks for helping me get in touch with my inner child, doc. I feel like I'm this many years old."

"My mom and her friends say coloring books bring out the kid in them."

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'