Inner Child Discoverer Gifts

"It's a ball!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

Toilet Training

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Caption Contest TK

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

'He took too many days off.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."