Inner Child Seekers Gifts

"Dr. Streeter will be with you in a minute. Earlier, he was helping a client get in touch with his inner child ... and he lost his marbles."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

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"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'He took too many days off.'

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

"Winners don't leave Yelp reviews."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"It's really dark in there ."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."