Inner Child Enthusiasts Gifts

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.

Marcie's inner child chooses wrong time to emerge.

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Who's a cutey?

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Caption Contest TK

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

'She has great communication skills.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."