Inner Child At Work Enthusiast Gifts

"I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.'"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

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Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"It's face painting Friday."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

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'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'He took too many days off.'

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."