Inner Child Enthusiasts Mugs

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.

Marcie's inner child chooses wrong time to emerge.

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Who's a cutey?

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Caption Contest TK

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

'She has great communication skills.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."