Inner Child Adventurer Mugs

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'I'm resigning to spend more time with my inner child.'

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"I got in touch with my inner child. Unfortunately, I'm not wearing adult diapers!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Houdini's infancy.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

Caption Contest TK

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!