Curious Child Adventurer Mugs

The worse thing about being nomadic: 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Jr. cloning kit

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Honey Wallah

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

I Heart Juggling

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."