Inner Child Explorers Mugs

'My inner child keeps using my inner parent's Gold Card without permission.'

Wildlife

A boy acting suspiciously

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Toilet Training

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Caption Contest TK

Motorway of the Self

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"We're potty training."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'