Inner Child Champion Mugs

Bring Your Inner Child To Work Day

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

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"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Bartender: 'Bad day, huh?' Man: 'I'll say. My vindictive ex-wife just won sole custody of my inner child.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

But doc, I can't get away from my inner child. You know how expensive sitters are these days!

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

we put him in touch with his inner child, unfortunately it wasn't toilet trained

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.